If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that Canada is, in fact, a country. But how often do you ever stop to marvel at all of the unique offerings provided by our polite and punctual neighbors in the Great White North? This July, we've decided we're gonna lend a hand to our law-abiding friends as they celebrate Canada Day, which is sorta like Independence Day but without the fireworks or cool war victories to celebrate. For one night only we will pay tribute to all of their timeless pop culture contributions, such as...um...uhhh...hockey? Back Bacon? Cory Hart?

So dust off your tuques and enjoy an ice-cold $2.00 Labatt Blue while soaking in the cheesiest Canadian "rock", the kitschiest Canadian pop, and...ya know, Rush. We know you've been working for the weekend, so why not take a load off and sport your sunglasses with us this Friday night, eh? If you're lucky, Chark might even serenade you with the most triumphant power anthem EVER written about a non-alcoholic beverage: "Go For Soda". So, if you're not a total hoser, then get off your chesterfield and ski on down to this friendly tribute to the sweet maple-syrup covered hooks and the breathtaking sounds of Canada the Beautiful.